Instagram never ceases to amaze with the amount of people that are addicted to using Photoshop’s magic wand!
Some individuals do it for the recognition and attention, but sadly others do it because they’re unhappy with their real looks. It has even gotten to the point where girls are ashamed of the knuckles!
To that end, Here are 50 Instagrammer’s who’ve gone way over the deep end with filters that provide them impossibly smooth skin, 8-foot long spider legs, and eyes so big that it might scare the Big Bad Wolf from Little Red Riding Hood!
So this guy seems like he would have actually worked hard for his chiseled body, however, perhaps it was not quite to his criteria. You know your search for perfection has just taken a turn for the worst when you turn to Photoshop. The warped cupboard gives it all away. Sir, you likely look good without it!
2. Ghost of her real self
Ooops, this Lady forgot to run the beauty filter onto her reflection in the window. She overlooked her chubby hands, which don’t match her superficially slimmed-down body.
“It’s like she Just photo shopped an entirely different person in her place.”
“Everyone understands Reflections add 20 lbs.”
3. “Shadow tells the facts”
Reflections are not the sole thing which Insta-queens forget to airbrush out! Shadows tell a different story, and in this event the imitation boot bottoms were saying they felt somewhat deflated.
4. Years on Instagram turned into a beautiful woman in to this”
We’ve all seen those before and after shots of meth addicts. Now we can see what happens to pretty Instagrammer’s who’ve lost their way!
5. “All of her photos are heavily face tuned, but this one is just beyond”
Some girls want to look like real-life Barbie dolls. But, this one has somehow managed to turn himself to cardboard cutout of a blow-up ring!
“They look like Low left video game characters”
“We made a complete Circle, 15 years ago people had telephones with sh*tty cameras so they took potato quality images, today they have fancy phones that could take good pictures and utilize them to face tune images into potato quality.”
6. “Lady on Facebook insists that there is no editing, and some other comments saying otherwise are obstructed.”
This is truly frightening! If she is going to make herself seem like a wax figurine, she should at least smooth out the wrinkles.
“Now accessible with night vision”
“She seems like she is able to smell three.”
7. “May be they would not notice”
Great news, Ladies! The latest and best Photoshop filter can now provide you that transparent, see-thru nose your plastic surgeon always refused to give you.
“Maybe she cut her nose real bad.”
“So she covered”
8. Shocking “catfish” Transformation
Is it any wonder that “Catfish” has taken on an entirely new meaning in our vocabulary? This is actually unfair to the bad guys who get trapped in her deceptive lure.
“Jeeeeeze. If she went missing and they used her insta pics she’d neverrrr be found, even though she walked into a police station!”
9. “If we don’t have a pregnant model we’ll just improvise. Nobody will notice!”
Faking Pregnancies to find attention since you have psychological issues is 1 thing. However, this totally fake Insta-baby bump is unreal.
“It seems like…a Lemon”
“That is what my Snake looks like after it occupies a mouse”
10. Normal about this picture. . At all. .”
This seems like some lonely guy stuffed his fun-size blowup doll to a puffy jacket to make her look more presentable in public. Big eyes which move all the way to your ears don’t exist in real life!
“Seems like one of these creepy dolls that will kill you in your sleep.”
11. “She’s back and her eyes are even larger”
It’s really hard to find something nice to say about this woman, especially because everything about this appearance screams WTF! There’s no fixing that face, but she’d have nice hair if it weren’t for this Dandruff Bride of Chucky look.
“She looks like how I feel as though I’m attempting not to look high before the cashier…”
12. “Saw this while looking up hairstyle references”
Ears? You do not They simply get in the way of your self-esteem when folks start telling you how idiotic you look.
“Picture taking this in the salon. Like’Yes Cheryl, this is the hairstyle I’ve needed for YEAARS. Gimme the Darth Vader helmet!’
Everyone should be scared of these ladies! The Stepford Wives have stepped from the pages of a fictional book/movie and are now a part of our reality!
“I am not visiting any true happiness in those smiles.”
“Smile such as you are dead inside.”
14. “Left Is in the official display accounts, right is that the one she posted.”
How did people get to the stage where girls are ashamed of their bodies? This gorgeous woman has wonderfully envious curves in the earlier pic! Why can’t she see that?
“Do these folks Not realize they are on tv, ie.
Britney Spears Comes with a wonderful fit body, just look at those toned legs! It just goes to show that celebrities are still pressured to look a certain way.
“She is fit as hell! I wonder what is going through her head. Poor thing.”
“I agree, I have seen her live videos and she’s super tone. I hope she understands that she’s amazing regardless of what the hell are telling her on insta.”
16. “One from the wild since they state. He is a really corrupt lawyer in my country.”
This bad guy is attempting to pretend a daddy bod, but he is not succeeding because the rest of him isn’t exactly ripped. Well, at least he has those amazing looking feet going for him! You know what they say about guys with big no toes.
“Someone needs To tell him his abs are “
17. “I Mean… Who needs organs anyway?”
Oh how sweet her! She should have contributed all her organs into the cast of The Wizard of Oz right before she snapped the Insta-impossible picture.
“She is an ant. The majority of the organs is from the ass.”
18. “This Woman is known for calling people ugly on Facebook and states she does not edit her pics….lol”
It’s all fun and Games before you’ve got people like this woman, who actually think they’re fooling people. Magic fairy wands don’t exist in real life, ya’ll!
“She used the ‘Michael Jackson’ filter”
19. “I Call this Dorito Body”
This man looks like he could snap in half as easily as the twigs he is holding in the 2009 picture. If he does not stop working on these obliques, this is what is going to happen to him
“By 2029 he going to be legs and hips with a levitating chest over them.”
20. “How is that supposed to resemble her?! Just looks like 2 balloons now.”
Hey, that’s actually a great idea! You can just save some cash on plastic surgery and utilize two or three water balloons to beef up your own behind.
“She could afford for her editing was MSPaint.”
21. “My sims look more realistic”
The Kardashians are as fake as you can get, but seriously? This is so horribly Photo shopped you can hardly tell which Kardashian it is!
22. “That dog is smooth as hell”
Dayyymmm dawg! Even star dogs are now receiving the Photoshop therapy. Could this be considered animal cruelty?
“Snoop Dogg’s cousin Smooth Dogg?”
“Nobody needs to see a dog with big pores anyway.”
“Tbh I cannot stand dogs with visible 3rd dimensional qualities.”
23. Is the mother of a woman I grew up close. Her Instagram is full of this kind of stuff.”
Okay, that’s just weirdly unattractive. It seems halfway decent until you get to the stick-straight legs.
“If you’re gonna
“There is only so my favorite is 100% the floating glasses. Who are you, Morpheus? You could not even be bothered to wear sunglasses that are real”
24. Woman… I do not know why she does this.”
Look at the difference in her eyes! Before she had been happy, but this woman looks like a dead zombie with a really good makeup application in the after photo.
25. “Saw Girl went crazy with the smoothing tool. Her face literally looks like a sim to me personally.”
Perhaps all these Photos are additional evidence that we are actually living in a virtual reality, Matrix-like, simulated world. At least she chose a good looking character to play, a number of us should be so blessed!
“I thought Was looking at some PS2 character.”
26. Personally hate the”snatched waist” look. It looks so weird and unneeded. We are humans not plastic Barbies, no demand for unrealistic expectations.”
To be honest, some Women do have a naturally tiny, hourglass “snatched” waist. This woman just isn’t among them, but she has has a totally enviable figure!
“Man I was able to put on a waist trainer just like every day to attain this dumb look. I do not care lol.”
27. “Sexy Dog palms strikes again”
Oh good, on top Of feeling awful about our boobs, butts, and thighs, today we’re supposed to feel bad that our knuckles and fingers. Our impossibly lengthy, fully smooth, 6-inch sexy dog palms…
“How do these People not understand that without the wrinkles on your fingers they would literally not bend?”
28. “Oh no”
This one is all sorts of perplexing! What does she even want us to look at here, and why is she attempting to hypnotize everyone with that striped onesie?
The desire here? She is sporting a cheap looking Foot Locker onesie and has a red nose. Why”
29. “Proportions From whack”
Anti-feminist mission accomplished! You cannot help but stare straight at her boobs, because staring at anything else in this picture is just too frightening.
“It’s the same shape as a suit coat on a hangar.”
“Nevertheless they couldn’t photo shop that horribly fitted bra into place. Whack.”
30. “girl what”
When did Insanity become the new normal? Why is looking like a spoon with boobs a thing.
“I read a Remark after asking how people still believe she resembles the right every day. That is honestly what I thought she seemed like. I really don’t see her on TV or follow her social media, this sub is actually the only place I understood how she appears in real life”
31. “My Hair stylist was warning me about unrealistic hair expectations as a result of photo shoppedphotos on Instagram like this one.”
An achievable appearance with the ideal stylist and lots of bleaching, but apparently even this is a ruse. At least once she is old and grey, she will have lots of Photoshop experience and can make it look black.
32. Simply, I can’t deal with this one particular girl, I just had to follow her due to the mad editing.”
There’s having a Sharp jawline, then there’s this. This girl could only use her chin instead of her hands to point when people ask her for instructions!
“I am gonna be Honest when I encountered somebody who actually looked like that I would be interested what genetic/congenital defect(s) s/he has. Why do people want to look like this lol.”
33. “This Woman and her demon eyed family keeps popping up in my research page”
Well, as far as Demon-eyed families go, at least this one seems happy. A loony, sold my soul to Satan for 12 puppies kind of joyful.
“My god, FaceTuning your grandparents is a whole other level.”
“What is the Point of all this crap? Why not people simply have a cartoon of these. It’s way fairer and far less sad.”
34. “Local “influencer” badly photo shopping on different clothing”
Does anyone here bear in mind those cardboard doll cutouts you could dress up with paper clothing? This guy is a real-life version of these paper dolls.
35. “Excuse Me what…”
Well, perhaps she lost her arm and she got a prosthetic with an inverted pirate hook. Who are we to body shame this poor woman?
“When your sneakers Are bigger than your f**king mind.”
“Instead of legs for days she wanted legs.”
36. “Instagram Vs Court date”
Well, at least we know what this girl was performing in court. She was being billed with Catfish by Photoshop!
“Are the photos…? Taken years apart??”
37. Girl out me.”
This is exactly what Occurs when aliens get bored of the usual experiments. They start crossbreeding humans and daddy long leg spiders to achieve this out of this world “legs from here to heaven” look.
“25 percent girl, 75 percent Legs”
38. “She is always making her waist tiny and editing her arms to create a muscular build”
To go and ruin a perfectly fine strong yet feminine appearance? The one thing wrong with her actual life photo is the shorts that make her seem like she’s a massive camel toe!
“She looks like an action figure from Robot Chicken.”
39. “I can’t get over the gap! Don’t believe what you see on Instagram people”
At least she already has a man by her side which seems to enjoy her just how she is. However, why did not she at least fix her bulging underboob from the fixed photograph?
“I’m so glad I Found this sub, I’d like to believe the pictures were actual and made myself feel shitty for not looking like it.”
Like Sacred sh*t my entire body is ordinary.”
40. “Photo On left is from when she joined Instagram. Photo on right is recent and following influencer fame. Might also be a different person?”
What is with the Fascination these Insta-fluencers have skinny stick noses and top-heavy fish lips? They look like the same bad caricature of one another!
“I understand that this Might seem a bit bizarre, but it feels like she is in that wave of “influencers” trying to become ambiguously racially diverse?”
“It’s called “black fishing” (like catfishing), also it is like modern day blackface in a manner.”
41. Man is running for mayor where I reside.”
Yikes, this would likely be grounds to require a vote if she really won. She is clearly impersonating someone else!
“Her effort Photo ought to have been the second one to start with.”
“Agree. She looks trendy and enjoyable and relatable at the second one. The first one reminds me of those style books that salons maintain from the sofa area.”
42. Difference is night and day, literally”
This can’t possibly be the exact same individual. Not merely do the face jowls not match, but they’re not even the exact same race!
“Left is clearly some kind of baked good, a croissant maybe?”
“I despise when Women turn themselves into an entirely different race. It is becoming the newest version of black face.”
43. You are influencing so hard you develop another bellybutton.”
You can never have enough belly buttons to play. Such as the saying goes, the more the merrier!
“When your stomach Button faces a different direction than your torso.”
“That is truly Bizarre, since it must have obtained at least a minute or two to perform the true photo shopping, and she didn’t f**king detect the double bellybutton?
44. To naturally look like the image on the left side. Picture on the right is from a tagged video”
Nope, nope, nope! There is nothing natural about these overgrown eyeball hairs. She must really get that looked at.
“She bothers me soooooo much. The truth is she blocks anybody who questions it’s the worst part.”
“She wants to look like a Bratz doll. I guess it isn’t surprising that she acts like one too.”
45. “Apparently He dropped out of college to model.”
Drop out of college to version? Even versions are Photo shopped the hell out of, so it is not like anything we see is real anymore.
At least he’s only anorexic within his fake picture rather than in real life. There’s that.
46. “Selfie Filter queen”
Whoa! This is the Difference between a mother and her daughter. Mom’s gone a bit cry crazy in the mind if she believes people won’t eventually catch on to her match!
“I understand filters and edits can make somebody feel better about themselves or in this case remember a time when they were more youthful… But this is just sad.”
47. “Great Old fashioned Facebook. These will give me nightmares.”
Nightmares indeed. Who’s wondering why this seems like they just went to sleep and awakened in hell?
“How do people Comment on those pics severely without mentioning it? Don’t her Facebook friends call her out?!!”
“Old people with Poor vision.”
48. “The longer you look, the stranger it gets.”
Here’s a Philosophical question for you. Just what type of world do we live in, where the totally fake, over the top boobs are actually the most realistic thing in the photo?
“Just…wow. That is not how bodies work. So many things happening here.”
“Yeah this is Bizarre and rather horrific… I’m afraid of spiders and that is unquestionably concerning to me.”
I really don’t think Michael Jackson had this in mind when he wrote that song. However, Photo shopping yourself like that sounds like behavior that only the criminally insane would engage in!
“What is a real Crime is the older lady behind him that’s fused into his face…”
50. “The Longer you look the stranger it gets”
Who wants Expensive apps like Photoshop if you can just use MS Paint? ‘Cause it looks real, right?
“Historical marsupial Version, judging on how the ideal hand thumb is apparently hooked to some flesh Pocket”